congrats to zach braff and donald faison for having literally the perfect friendship
Via Tuned Heaven.
HAHA! FOUND THAT FUCKER! It’s DEAD! DEEEEEEAD!
Oh man. I should really go to sleep… Quickly, before the paranoia sets in again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….. Now it’s talking to me! Telling me how to make it easier to use. It totally IS jealous! And I can’t shut it down. Where is the shut down button?!
So fuckin’ SCARED right now. Three in the morning and my computer turns on by itself. Sweet baby jegus… Oh man…
Is it mad I’ve been on my new laptop all night? Yeah. It’s jealous, and now it’s going to kill me.
This is just like the nightmare I had the night before, except it’s not a love affair between people, it’s between me and technology. I AM NOT SAAAAAAAAAAFE.
